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shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER
"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."
by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016
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shag shower

A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.
I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.
by stevejay October 28, 2010
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shower master

An ugly brown fob kid that showers with men in the change room, even when a shower is not needed for his enlarged, and flabby body. When skyping or face timing this person, his camera is fogged up and seems to be in a showering environment.
by humza freakin choudhary March 28, 2014
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flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.
When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.
by vwallac October 31, 2008
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Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.
Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack
by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013
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shower hijack

When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.
This morning I started the shower to warm it up but my wife shower hijacked me
by diabolikal30 February 8, 2010
mugGet the shower hijackmug.

Gayby Shower

An event put on by gay men (or women), much like a baby shower, to celebrate the conception and eventual birth of a child. At the center of the event is typically a fruit fly or same-sex couple. Activities at such an event include traditional baby shower games and decor typically includes brightly colored favors. Drinking heavily is not frowned upon at such an event.
The gayby shower last week was the first shower I've ever been to where the bears were covered in pink glitter but weren't stuffed.
by N8Mags February 20, 2013
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