Melon Farmers

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!
by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003
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harshing my melon

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a straightedge brings down your elated feelings while high.
Dude, you're really harshing my melon.
by Dan The Melon December 02, 2015
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Water melon crawl

When someone falls down and in an effort to "walk it off" and look like they didn't get hurt, they can only "crawl it off" because they have knocked the wind out of themselves..
Did you guys see Marty fall in the turn racing his dirt bike? He water melon crawled back across the track and almost got ran over.
by Drunkinskater December 12, 2010
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Melon Farmer

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.
"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"
by Kemikal October 16, 2003
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j g melon's

a restaurant on the upper east side known for its top five new york city burger and its late nights serving to minors. beware! preppy people heavily present.
hey i want a burger. lets go to jg's! then get trashed! wahoooooo
by jg lover February 08, 2005
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melon cheese sex

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.
i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.
by crazipaco February 06, 2009
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