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Queue Blocker

A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.
My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.
by TardBarglar January 1, 2012
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blocker bug

when you've run out of excuses for delays
We are running into a blocker bug at the last minute
by blockerbug September 4, 2022
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joke blocker

a guy who just can't help but interupt when someone is else trying tell a joke
matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................
by Samran53 April 2, 2021
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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.
by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021
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sock blocker

a person who who stops 2 or more people from a physical fight.
The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.
by awesomeword_person April 17, 2010
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digit blocker

After spending several hours chatting someone up online, person A asks for person B's phone number. Person B plays hard to get and indicates that person A just might be lucky enough to get the phone number so person A persists with hopes that person B will eventually give in. Person A SHOULD just give up because Person B is just playing hard to get and who has time for that?
Sam: Dave, ya know I think you're superfly and would enjoy having a chat on the phone, seeing how we've hit it off on the computer for about 12 hours now.
Dave: Um no, I'm just going to tease you for ages before you finally show zero interest in me. At that point, I might give you my number just to see if you still want it.
Sam: Why ya gotta be like that, you Digit Blocker.
by Toozday October 16, 2008
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blocker middle school

A place that takes your personality and everyone is going through puberty (yikes).And let’s not start that everybody wants to be grown in that place.
Person 1:Do you go to Blocker Middle School
Person 2:yes
Person1:I’m sorry
by Don’t@meboiii November 6, 2018
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