shower shitter

a person who excretes fecal matter in a shower rather than a toilet

abbreviation - SS

MAN!!! Ashley Davis is one great shower shitter!!!

by Brittany Reed October 12, 2003

shower wank

A shower wank is a masturbation session that a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood by jacking off in the shower.

This morning, I started my day with a good shower wank!

by eda-skip May 2, 2022

shower scum

shower scum is the accumulated soap and cumgasms that clog the drains in cadet shower-rooms.

As a new cadet, I have to clean the shower scum out of the drains in the upper-classmen's showers.

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

Shower Stuck

Prolonging your shower because it is freezing outside and the shower water is warm

"Why were you late to history class today, Eric?"

"I got shower stuck for five
minutes dude."

by William Eric Andrew Coleman January 23, 2009

Shower Head

When a woman uses different speeds, techniques, or head positions to make sure that all of the man's needs are met.

Guy 1: I didn't know Jason smoked.
Guy 2: He never has, but he did just get shower head.
Guy 1: Nice, that would make any guy want a cigarette.

by ChubbyPuppy May 29, 2011

Shower of Blessings

A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.

I was in the cadet showers, and Matt and some other cadets gave me a Shower of Blessings!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Shower Games

An event in jail in which the weakest link is brutally raped and made into a hoe.
( Usually in shower)

Hey, Bubba! Up for some shower games tonight? I heard that they got a new 'un in from a real quiet place in PA. Could be a nice piece a tail....

by Muffie - raca May 15, 2009