drunk off oxygen

the act of appearing or acting intoxicated when one has consumed no alcohol.

Look at Tony stumbling around and slurring his words over there. That kids drunk off oxygen.

by Cronisms (H.I.M) November 18, 2004

Drunk Trojan Horse

A Drunk Trojan Horse is something you would use to transport Alcohol Illegally, such as; putting alcohol into a backpack and walking into a sports event. Basically any object used to hide alcohol from being seen while transporting it

We just pulled A Drunk Trojan Horse , High Five!

by Tom Vlach December 7, 2007

drunk accident

Something that occurs in an extreme state of innebriation. Making out with your girlfriends sister or best friend or dog is a great example.

Aw, I'm sorry baby, I know she's your best friend, it was just a drunk accident.

by Chris..K January 28, 2008

drunk-tired

Feeling drunk without drinking any alcohol. Cause by staying up late or simply being tired. Also a possible cause is low/high sugar levels.

Alex: Man, did you hear this Google employee stayed up until 5am yesterday and mass emailed his company complaining about Google+?
Steve: "Duh, he was obviously drunk-tired."

by retry4z January 8, 2012

Drunk Tank Drunk

When you're so drunk that if seen in public, you'd be admitted to a Drunk Tank by the police.

Hey dude, we are sooo getting drunk tank drunk this weekend!

by cot266 September 13, 2014

Drunk Dazed

STAN ENHYPEN LOSERS STREAM DRUNK DAZED HELL YEAH LETS FUCK SHIT UP IN THIS BLOODY BIRTHDAY PARTY WOOOOO HOOOOOO

“Hey have you listened to drunk dazed?”
“What-?”
“Drunk dazed by Enhypen!”
“I’ll listen to it now!”

by fviryuta on tt April 26, 2021

Drunk dick

1) Not being able to get off and lasting for an extended period of time

2) Not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited

Wow d-bag, I had some drunk dick with that chick last night. Damn, I owned that ho. HUGE

by Trent November 19, 2004