post whisperer

Someone who is a master at changing the pedestrian lights from red man to green man.
Requiring depressing the button several times, irrespective of how many others have depressed the button prior.
Well respected and rewarded for their talent.

Martin is a post whisperer. He can change the pedestrian lights in seconds. He has a gift.

Dave tried to push the button after the post whisperer (Martin) had already pushed the button.
I fucken hate that.

by mcfly-m December 14, 2017

Help Post This

And you get a free cookie.

help post this pls!!!!111!!one!111
I believe in you.
This is my Christmas present.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

pinata post

A post made on an electronic message board or social networking site giving vent to an opinion to which everyone viewing same feels entitled to take a swing at the OP (original poster).

Post: "Man, the bitches on this site are so STUCK up! I've been on here 24 hours and no one's hit me up yet."

Reply: "Dude, you're a lame misogynistic asswipe if you think you're entitled to a response."

Second reply: "IAWTC"

Third reply: "Ditto"

Forth reply: "Let me guess, this is another 'nice guy' post, isn't it?"

Fifth reply: "What's this I've stumbled across, another pinata post? FAIL"

by cwesq July 25, 2009

Future posting

When used on messageboards, notably Collegehumor's, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national

(Sample thread)

Kokopelli 3 days ago:

F1RST!!

P.S. I'm a douche

Gary from California State 1 day ago:

I second that.

ean 1 day ago:

yea you're kind of a douche for future posting

by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008

Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

post wacker

When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.

Becky was a post wacker, she gave a rubbish handy! Definitely won't let her toss me off again.

by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017

Posting a fweek

When someone tries to fight you or get on your case. They will ask you if your posting a fweek? Usually used amongst high school boys who have nothing else to do all day.

Rodney is posting a fweek on Sid. Sid had eaten all the Twinkies.

by BeautyBeast0525 December 8, 2016