Texas Wedgie

Step 1: Grab the back of the victim's underwear.
Step 2: Pull up as powerfully as you can.
Step 3: Dump hot sauce down the gap.
Step 4: Enjoy

Texas wedgies are fun, if you are the one giving them.

by Texas W May 7, 2009

Texas Fellowship

Rejuvenating weekend of cooking BBQ at the fair, best buds, good suds, decadent shaved ice, UFC on a big tv, some great dogs who think they are tough, surrogate moms and to-be moms, and one noxious skunk who couldn't stop the good times.

Thought about seeing a doctor to get on meds for my depression, but it turned out that all I really needed was some Texas Fellowship.

by rottenfruit May 9, 2010

Texas Treatment

When you slap someone really hard on the neck so it turns red, making them Texan because "redneck".

Bob gave Joe the Texas Treatment after he called him the reason condoms exist.

by SociopathicDuck January 7, 2019

texas stubbies

A redneck gang that initiates its members by cutting the tips of their penises off.

"The Texas Stubbies are coming!"

by jdm.exe September 10, 2016

Texas Dumpster

Taking a hot, steamy shit in someone’s backpack.

He’s gonna be surprised when he goes for his textbook. I did the old Texas dumpster in his new Jansport in the locker room.

As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Texas Pilo

1.) the act of substituting the "glass pipe" with your own "flesh pipe", at the last second....without giving your girlfriend prior knowledge.

I was at Suzies doing some of that high speed/chicken feed and decided to pass her a "Texas Pilo".....Boy was she pissed!

by agent "99" June 28, 2011

USS. TEXAS

The most badass dreadnaught of World war 1, she fought in both world wars

Guy 1:I'm looking for a cool attraction..you know any good ones?
Guy 2:Yeah! The USS. TEXAS. She's stationed at La Porte Texas
Guy 1:Ight, bet

by Azurlane-fan December 1, 2020