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Piss

(john) Man I really have to take a piss
(mike) Then go take one?
by orange15 May 24, 2021
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Piss

It's poo
I piss my pants said dad I say me too
by weeweerhgmluhgcjulyegfs May 29, 2021
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piss boarding

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.
mugGet the piss boardingmug.

Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).
There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.
by rokavii August 17, 2023
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booger-piss

snot-like mucus that has been hanging/dripping for 6 - 17 seconds that boogers end up in the mucus and the snot MUST BE HANGING/DRIPPING
There's some onions on the counter the hooker you paid to fuck you makes you breakfast you see her do a line she forgets to wipe her nose chops the onions and your staring at the booger-piss from her nose
by nasal fuck May 13, 2011
mugGet the booger-pissmug.

Piss Dirty

Term used for when you have illict substance(s) in your system and in situation where as you are drug tested, you would not pass to say the least. Can also be expressed as saying "pissing dirty" which can be quite hysterical if used in question context in reference to another pass time activity as something fun to do with a little slang (not including proper verbage or grammar).
"He Joey, what's good?"
"Not a lot, just nervous about tonight. It's my last meeting and if they end up testing me, I'll piss dirty!"
"Oh, not good my man."
Second Example
"Hey my dude, what's up? You pissing dirty?"
"Hah, yeahh"
by Cracker Jack Vox February 4, 2017
mugGet the Piss Dirtymug.
When you are so mad you just start yelling random swear words to vent.
YOU ARE SUCH A fucktard piss faggot shithole LITTLE SON OF A BITCH
by Osama bean ladle February 18, 2022
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