Gacha life 

A game where kids some how get there first boner and where they learn to have no friends because all there friends hate them because they play a stupid game ruined by 9 year olds

Susan:Did you hear little Jim has thrown a fit because he was beat up for playing gacha life

Kid 1: no I didn’t know did he have a furry character

Kid 2: no he had a really stupid character

Gacha life by Did_i_ask_kid September 10, 2020

Gacha Life 

its worse then hell

fuck gacha life

Gacha Life by Arkimist February 1, 2021

The purpose of life 

WEll, there are 2 purposes to life, first we'll explore the more important one.

Sex, what else? Once you hit puberty its all you want. You could get fucked from now until forever and it would never get tired of it, therefor it is one of the 2 purposes.

Pissing people off. Why, i don't know. but pissing people off is just one of the greatest things ever. People nowdays get pissed off at the dumbest things, for example i was walking and i brushed against a person and they get in my face and start yelling "ohhh, you need to say excuse me if you gonna be hittin people like dat!" of course i did the most natural thing, and laughed in her face. But because pissing people off is the second thing i've found that never gets old, it is the second purpose of life.

Sex, see sprixsexblowjob

Pissing people off, laugh at them. Tell them how fat their kids are. Burn stuff in their yard. Piss on their cars. Cut their tires, there is a vast array of ways to piss people off.

The purpose of life by AIM: clash92089 October 30, 2004

meaning of life 

Everybody dies. Everything changes. Nothing is real. Everything passes.
Everything is for nothing.

There`s no meaning of life, no divine answer. There`s just you, and you`ll wane and die. There`s the world, and it`ll end.

The meaning of life is nothing. So simple, yet so freeingly complex

meaning of life by "FreedomKissingEuropean" April 14, 2004

Circle of Life

Consuming food while sitting on the toilet taking a dump. Especially useful when you are hungry and have to go to the bathroom simultaneously. You don't have to make a choice. Do both.

Earlier today I was sitting on the john doing the circle of life with a ham sandwich.

Circle of Life by A Chase January 19, 2008

sweet life 

pretty self explanatory.. when someone has a sweet life, there life is going pretty good at the time. Or it also can be used sarcastically when that person's life is not so sweet.

girl: Dude! I just got a nice new car for my 16th birthday
friend: sweet life! :-D

or in a more sarcastic way..

girl: Dude my parents are making me take a pottery class and go country line dancing with them
friend (mocking her): hahahaha sweet life?

sweet life by hollabackgurrlll April 21, 2005

One-life-stand 

Having a one-night-stand with a man or woman, getting pregnant, and having to be responsible for a child the rest of one's life.

Richard intended on having a one-night-stand with the drunk girl he met in Vegas, but instead, got the girl pregnant and had to help raise the child--he ended up with a one-life-stand.

One-life-stand by nympho bobcat December 15, 2010