myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012

Sexy Jessie

A gay guy, who pretty much every girl wishes was straight cause he is so cute!

girl: You go to be Bi Sexy Jessie!
boy: *laughing*

girl: Im so serious im gonna turn you straight, fine self!

by Ash Ro March 11, 2012

Got Jessie'd

When a ratchet bitch steals your credit card, racks up the bill, then tries to lie and get you in trouble.

That ratchet bitch Jessie stole my credit card and bought a bunch of shit with it. When I called the cops she lied about it. She told people I filed a false report. I got stuck with the bill! I got Jessie'd!

by Thick_roller 92 August 25, 2016

The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

odeth jessenia

Odeth Jessenia, she’s a very caring woman that loves extremely hard, she bullies her significant other with her sarcastic jokes but she does it out of love. Get you an Odeth Jessenia they’ll give you the world.

Odeth Jessenia stop bullying me about my teams!!

by Odeth December 20, 2017

ray jessel

Ray Jessel was a man who sang great songs and played the piano from the age of 72 to 85. He sung songs about romance, and personal experiences such as, Identity Theft, Short-Term Memory Loss Blues, and What She Got. He sang the song "What She Got" in 2014 on the show America's Got Talent and got four yeses from the judges. He safely passed away on July 17, 2015.

Person 1-"Hey did you hear Ray Jessel's song"
Person 2-"Who?"
Person 1"Nevermind"

by TriggerExpress November 25, 2019

Dirty Jessie

A guy with a 9 inch cock

dirty Jessie’s coming over tonight should I practice arcing my back

by Thezarb69 June 8, 2020