back to the tool shed

What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.

Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.

by ooohimamonkey June 15, 2012

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Humped-Back Whale

A morbidly obese person, usually female, who is willing to take it in their ass to make themselves more appealing.

That fat office bitch Virginia is a total humped-back whale according to the custodian. I should call her!

by The Iron Deuce November 3, 2011

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AN OLDER AGED WOMAN USUALLY LIVING IN EAST COUNTY OUT OF A WHITE MINI VAN. ADDICTED TO SELLING YOUR JUNK "COME UPS" & WHISTLING.
SHE IS USUALLY INCOHERENT TO NORMAL SOCIETY & WHEN CONVERSING WITH HERSELF SHE STILL TENDS TO MAKE NO SENSE. NOTHING SHE DOES HAS A PURPOSE EXCEPT FOR THE WIGGLING; YOU CANT HELP BUT GRAB A SEAT & WATCH UNTIL SHE VANISHES ON HER 10 SPEED.

DO NOT GET TO CLOSE OR FEED, THEY ARE KNOWN FOR BITING.

I RAN INTO CRACK BACK BETTY @ 315 THIS MORNING. I THOUGHT I HERD TWO PEOPLE ARGUING BUT REALLY I SAW THAT IT WAS ONLY HER....

by LIVNSAUCEY August 22, 2011

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back door guest

A person who has anal sex with you on a regular basis

Jim: have you met Freddie
James: Who’s Freddie
Jim: oh he’s just my back door guest

by Sweet Tea fan club October 30, 2019

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Beast with one back

Mastrubation either female or male

She watched her favorite porn and created the beast with one back.

by Sparticus Hibernia Norticus December 3, 2020

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Go back to Oxford

You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.

Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."

by Usebleach October 22, 2020

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