older guy syndrome

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.

girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome

by jerkinabox March 18, 2013

Second husband syndrome

The second husband when the first marriage didn’t work out. The one who is suppose to “outdo” the predecessor. The second husband is supportive but never gets the kids on Father’s Day when they go to their “real” dad, even with as bad or neglectful as their real dad may be. The measurement of how second husbands “stack up” is ever-present with regards to the first husband and the comparisons span from the family relatives, children, friends, neighbors and the wife regardless of how good the second husband is.

“Jill always tries to make John feel good about his finances and body because of second husband syndrome. Her first husband Mark is a multi-millionaire and was a fitness model in college.”

by joenash85 December 14, 2021

Reverse Jack Syndrome

Reverse Jack Syndrome (RJS) is the opposite of the syndrome Robin Williams had in the movie "Jack." His character's affliction caused him to grow physically old while still being young in terms of years - RJS is the reverse of this. A person with RJS is relatively young and young-looking but acts and feels as if he/she is approximately 70 years old. For example, a person with RJS is almost always cold, regardless of temperature (this leads to wearing unfashionable slippers at home); has trouble hearing, thus the TV volume is always very loud; likes food commonly associated with old people, for ex. meatloaf and salisbury steak; has trouble with new technology; has preferences in terms of music, books, and culture in general that are usually linked with old folks; and is generally crabby, with the demeanor of a cranky old person.

"Jimmy, why is it 90 degrees in here? WTF?"

"Its cold in here."

"Ah, must be the Reverse Jack Syndrome acting up again."

by Drew D. from Kansas August 6, 2007

Flat surface syndrome

When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.

"Man have you seen Alma's room? She obviously has a sever case of flat surface syndrome."

by nealisms November 4, 2011

whiny man syndrome

A man who excessively posts on Facebook about being alone and how lonely his life is. He complains nonstop and has turned into a big ass pansie. He thinks bitching about it is going to change it; when in fact, it is a big turn off. Women like confident, assertive men. This is a man suffering from whiny man syndrome. He is a delusional, whiny bitch and needs to man up and grow some balls.

This guy I know has whiny man syndrome and gripes about his pathetic love life to get attention. It is the biggest turn off in the world.

by fanofself June 3, 2015

White Woman Syndrome

In the workplace, the peculiar condition that turns a friendly, kind white woman co-worker into a raging bitch as soon as she becomes the boss. White woman syndrome is the result of a woman's internal gender need to prove to everybody that despite being female, she's just as competent and effective as her male counterparts. A boss affected with white woman syndrome fulfills this gender need not by actually managing well and performing good work, but rather by micromanaging, insulting, and being condescending to her employees.

This condition does not seem to affect any other race/gender combination, just white females.

My co-worker Ashlie was so sweet, but as soon as she got promoted, her white woman syndrome kicked in. Now she yells at me for being 5 minutes late to work.

My boss has white woman syndrome. She questioned my competence at 8 a.m. this morning for not immediately proofreading a letter I got at 10 p.m. last night.

She was so nice during the interview, but my boss must have had white woman syndrome because now she treats me like I'm 8 years old.

by tortured employee November 7, 2010

Axl Rose Syndrome

Axl Rose Syndrome is when a band reunites, but only one or two original members are on board. Named after Axl Rose, who created a new Guns N Roses line-up without Slash, Duff, Izzy or anyone else.

famous cases of Axl Rose Syndrome include:
Guns N Roses
Smashing Pumpkins
Foghat
Megadeth
Social Distortion

by boomstickbaby October 11, 2009