Plumeria Penis

When a girl only has lotion from bath and body works, but you gotta have that jibber.

When I got home I had to wash off before I got in bed with my wife. The side bitch gave me plumeria penis.

by Zbiggy April 10, 2021

Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user

We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't

by totally not tristan February 23, 2022

Pinch Penis

The phenomenon of when your penis retreats and (in the process) pinches all of the foreskin on its way down. This often happens while seated at the dinner table or in other situations where you can't tend to your pinch penis.

My pinch penis was really bad at the in-laws dinner table the other night!

by LeDapperFapper May 15, 2016

Penis game

The penis game is a game you can play in class or public. The objective of the game is to see who can say penis the loudest. The loser has to masturbate

Ayo John lets play the penis game

by Yeetygirly January 27, 2019

Purple Penis

When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.

She squeezed so tight I got purple penis.

by wiggleman83 July 7, 2020

push penis

Having a so much of a gunt that one must push to find the penis

That guy has a push penis

by Yoda dog December 20, 2017

Aidens Penis

A VERY VERY BIG PENIS THAT WILL SLAY EVERY LADY

omg look at aidens penis i wish i was him

by Andwar gay January 5, 2021