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Numb Nuts

Ugh, I HATE it when I have numb nuts!
by jiffyjoff June 24, 2017
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Deez nuts

DEEZ NUTS
Name of a squirrel that was only fed with meth
1: Do you support DN?
2: What’s that?
1: DEEZZZZ NUTSSSS
2: oh yeah deez nuts
by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 30, 2021
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Ego nut

When your ego is stroked so heavily that you nut (ejaculate) in a literal or metaphorical manner.
"Man, my professor told me how good the writing in my paper was, that I had a massive ego nut!"
by Cyram November 18, 2016
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vacuum nut

A vacuum nutt is when a male busts a phat one but later experiences pains similar to blue balls. Its asif the nut was so good it created a black hole inside the balls.

This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this
I cant im experiencing the Vacuum nutt

Oh fuck Oh shit, its the vacuum nutt!!!
by Gustavo Rock June 3, 2020
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After Nut

Having sperm leak from your dick after previously nutting
After masturbating, Jimmy received an after nut.
by DaddySkolas May 12, 2018
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cunt nut

when a bitches pussy lips look like a pair of testicles.
or.
when a female or male is acting like a complete vaginal organ. so there for they are being a "cunt nut".
Mary said that Jasmine was being a cunt nut.
by NoraRenae September 25, 2014
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Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.
We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.
by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019
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