monkey slap

A backhanded slap in the vagina.

Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.

by Bananular October 6, 2006

Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?

by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008

Holy Monkey

The God of the unknown religion called Pineauism

Praise The Holy Monkey

by Monkey Minnion 1 January 11, 2004

chunky monkey junkie

A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.

Man, you'll never get her - she's a chunky monkey junkie!

by RNPS June 5, 2007

Rug Monkey

A nickname for male genetalia

"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."

by Moe FIzz June 9, 2008

Alabama Monkey Grabber

A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.

Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."

by quinmayne625 August 1, 2013

monkey balls

You stink...or how dumb

You suck monkey balls!

by Kiki May 7, 2005