Mexican carpool

When 2 or more Mexicans are on a riding lawnmower at the same time.

I just saw a Mexican carpool. They were on their way to work today.

by Tatlaz June 5, 2017

Mexican meat shank

a Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.

I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.

by geusbshsown January 18, 2023

Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.

Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.

by Mr413 January 25, 2023

Mexican Taco

Putting cheese, lettuce, and meat in between a females ass cheeks and then eating her ass.

Person 1: dude me and my girl did the Mexican Taco last week.
Person 2: Bro that's a waste of food.

by MexicanTrump February 3, 2021

Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.

Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.

by Robula88 August 1, 2022

Mexican Leprechaun

A short but well endowed mischievous short troublemaker who enjoys special occasions so much that he portrays himself as everything from Santa to the Easter Bunny, he gladly wears a Sombrero and all Green on St Pattys Day and claims he was a redhead at birth.

Rafael is actually a redhead, he’s a Mexican Leprechaun!

by Pirate29907 March 9, 2025