Curb water

Bodies of water that occur at street curbs that need to be navigated after snow or rain.

The curb water was so wide and deep in front of Penn Station after Snowmageddon, you needed Navy Seal training to cross over it.

by puttycake May 9, 2016

buffalo water butt

The diarrhea one gets when they eat bad buffalo wings.

The local wings place is giving out buffalo water butt, free of charge. You'll be peeing out of your ass so many times the salmonella will be hanging on like a palm leaf in a fucking hurricane.

by Luvsyoumor September 8, 2016

water muffin

Someone who takes roids

Yeah you know dan, hes a right water muffin

by Ben6789 September 7, 2016

hint water

A water beverage advertised as being flavored, yet actually contains very little flavoring. Basically a seltzer water without the carbonation. Fits into the category of "new age" drinks that move away from traditional sodas/pops.

"This hint water tastes just like seltzer!"

"There's a new kind of hint water, it's grape flavored."
"I stopped drinking soda and now I drink hint water."

by Goldblacktea August 24, 2016

fresh water mariner

An individual with a substantial amount of book knowledge but little to no experience in practical application of that knowledge.

This fresh water mariner may act like he can ride a dirt track, but it's obvious from seeing his lap times he's just watched a lot of YouTube videos.

by Fred Honcho August 21, 2016

Dirty Water Job

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.

Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!

by Puss5829 July 27, 2016

water

Things that are necessary.

Kelly's attitude is so not water.

by Troy Liu July 26, 2016