Bexhill gobbler

On a visit to a charming seaside town you realise everyone is over 80 so opt for a Bexhill gobbler at the local shops:

A toothless act of felatio, performed by someone akin to your nan

Bonus points if it's your nan

Just went to the spoons and got a Bexhill gobbler with a pint of ruddles

by Danyouknowsit October 7, 2025

Orange Goblin

Orange goblin is when you initiate intercourse by grabbing her by the pussy, taking her from behind, leaving her with a wad of cash, then hitting the golf course.

Friend 1: You were almost late for our tee time.
Friend 2: Had to pull the old Orange Goblin on this chick from the bar last night before I came.

by Time Orc October 29, 2025

loot goblin

a person that steals all the loot, this does not apply to bjelland jr

a loot goblin is a person that steals loot, which means that Bjelland is not a lootgoblin, but a teamplayer

by Notbjelland October 29, 2025

Tuna gobble

To suck a dick for a pack of cigarettes or e cig

I told Amy, if she really wanted a pack of cigarettes, she would have to tuna gobble me

by Timmy wayne November 29, 2025

Neck goblin

THE GIRL IN THE HALLS GRABBING PEOPLES NECKS SHES A HORROR CREATURE

You never know when The Neck Goblin is coming

by John Caspar December 3, 2025

Doom Goblin

Doom Goblin: Is someone who, much like Greta Thunberg, is perceived as consistently focusing on negative outcomes and emphasizing worst-case scenarios. Often, they are viewed as spreading pessimism and fear, sometimes overshadowing balanced perspectives and potential solutions. The term captures individuals who, by their constant negativity, can influence public perception and amplify gloom.

Lee: Bruv, you seen the news? Greta Thunberg poured green dye in the water in Venice and got banned for it! LOL.
Frank: I saw that! bruv the news was calling her a Doom Goblin LOL.
Lee: Alot of these Gen Z, love policing everyone. They’re not about having fun and a laugh, and enjoying there youth like we did bruv LOL they love rules and doom and gloom .
Frank: Init bruv. LOL .
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 28, 2025

ugc goblin

people who collect free ugcs and are so unemployed that they should get a job.

person 1: bro I luv collecting free ugcs!
person 2: you are just a ugc goblin buddy, go get a job!

by cnuajikiuik,i8 January 11, 2026