California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

quietly fired

when a worker is nudged out by a manager who can’t fire you but is making your job increasingly unpleasant and unrewarding, or slowly cutting your hours more and more

“Hey man, the boss cut me down to 2 shifts this month. He just cut me back to 3 shifts last month, and is constantly riding me while i’m at work. I’m getting quietly fired!”

by Warsaw Knuckles September 27, 2022

fih - fire in the hole

chill out n fire a "fatty" u know ur all stressed out , what better to do than the inevitable...

oh my god...i got to spend another night with him... "fih - fire in the hole"

by spider monkey69 May 6, 2011

fire ss

fire called a girl mommy LMAOOOOOO

Person 1:yo bro u seen that fire ss?

Person2:what fire ss?

*Person1 shows Person2 the ss nd then they both laugh maniaclly*

by ZayanhubMember July 9, 2021

Bush Fires

Slang term for seat heaters in cars . Refers to the area that is heated.

All mod cons in that car with aircon and twin front bush fires.

by Frandango October 9, 2022

Balls of fire

To have explosive diarrhea that is so intense that the sheer force of the shit emerging from your ass causes severe abrasions to the back of your scrotum

“Yeah Gary’s not gonna be out of there for a while, he had balls of fire and is currently hollering in great and obvious pain”.

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

fire in the hole

A catchphrase used mainly in lobotomy levels in Geometry Dash 2.2, usually followed by a normal face difficulty. It's a sound effect popularized from the third sneak peek of the update, used for hilarious purposes as part of 21st century humor.

Guy 1: 2024 is starting off pretty normal rn....
Guy 2: "Normal"? Hohoho.....
Guy 1: Nononononon-
Guy 2: FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE!FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE!

by Antisarcasm January 4, 2024