Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
by Some Guy Named Pete January 26, 2012
A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.
by JustSomeRandomLad December 15, 2022
(adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.
That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
by jewellstudent February 23, 2014
by Burgeranymous April 27, 2020
Comes from French word "Dusche".
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.
by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT September 18, 2024
A literal waste of oxygen. He’s probably white, cis, and straight. He may or may not be a hypebeast, and is extremely bigoted but acts like he isn’t. He’s usually spotted at school harassing girls, or at a drugstore or any shop that sells nicotine. He uses slurs like “slut” to girls he doesn’t like, and “d*ke” and “f*g” for people who he thinks are too masculine or feminine. He’s a piece of shit, basically.
Person 1: “Hey did you see that video Kaitlyn sent to every one of Bryan harassing her in class?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s gross, he’s honestly such a douche!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s gross, he’s honestly such a douche!”
by r.raviolii December 15, 2019