Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.

Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.

by micromoods January 11, 2023

PC Crybaby

This is someone who plays on PC and complains about console players getting aim assist when they die.

"Bro console players get such an advantage with their aimbot assist, it's unfair."
"Bro stop being such a PC Crybaby."

by turtlegaming101 February 24, 2023

Sun Crystals

A defunct brand of sweetner

We’ve been very excited to offer Sun Crystals All-Natural Sweetener as an option in the world of natural sweeteners–which makes it disappointing to share the news that Sun Crystals has been discontinued due to unmet sales expectations.

Your support and loyalty have been inspiring and much appreciated, and we’d like to thank all of you that welcomed us into your homes.

Best,
The Sun Crystals family

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.

Those flavor crystals chum yum um

by anonymous June 4, 2023

The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023

Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation

When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)

Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF

by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

happy crying

Crying from an intense earthshaking orgasm

dude my girl was happy crying after we did it last night

by shEsHErxOXo June 23, 2023