Simp City

An imaginary city, where the citizens are people that you simp for.

Who is in your simp city?

by lmaoofimaginebeingasimp March 27, 2022

Sigourney Sauer Weaver Mississauga City Nickles City Missisauga Weaver Sauer Sigourney

Sigourney Sauer Weaver Mississauga City Nickles City Missisauga Weaver Sauer Sigourney

Sigourney Sauer Weaver Mississauga City Nickles City Missisauga Weaver Sauer Sigourney

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. April 20, 2025

The city of Kiel

A peaceful German city

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021

grant city

A mix of meth heads and halfway decent people. The school is small and full of Mud crickets but it’s decent besides super poor.

Look at that lady with no teeth, maybe she’s from grant city

look at that lady with no teeth, she must be from grant city

by Yoyo it’s me November 10, 2020

German City Snow Plow

A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.

Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow

by AlwaysAGas March 7, 2021

Plowington City

An inconspicuous term used to define the act of plowing the absolute shit out of someone all night.

I can't believe I went to plowington city last night

by NIKGGER February 24, 2025

Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018