Umad bro

When Your friend starts hating on you, and you commonly say ''Umad bro?"

When a friend gets jealous of you its obvious but you say umad bro.

by GWS Gang December 15, 2011

The Bro Card

A card that is technically imaginary but has great sentimental value to the two owners. The Bro Card can only be used between two bros. To use The Bro Card properly one must give the card to his bro and ask for a favor or deed. Regardless of how bad that bro does not want to complete the favor he must, but in return they may now use The Bro Card when he wants for whatever he wants (respectively speaking) except to reverse the favor just asked of them. The Bro Card is a sacred ritual practiced by the best of friends.

Dude 1: "Dude, I need you to do me a solid, I need you to go on this double date on me"

Dude 2: "With that ugly chick? No fricken way dude!"

Dude 1: "Ah come one man, I've got to pull out 'The Bro Card' on this one"

Dude 2: "Damn dude, alright I guess I have to"

by A_C_Unit August 31, 2011

Blanket Bro

A person who copes with loneliness by spooning/cuddling with blankets.

Tyler Wyrick needs to get a girlfriend so he can stop being such a blanket bro.

by ImitableAnimal October 17, 2014

no bro

The bro who always says no when asked to do something. Also is usually the ginger bitch in your bro squad

Houston is a no bro because he always says no when I ask him to go to the mall

by Bromochachamundo December 30, 2014

dude bro squad

A squad of dorky teens that are cooler than you.

Guy: Did you hear about the dude bro squad?
Girl: Yeah man, they're squad goals

by The Trash Overlord March 3, 2015

auto-bro

You know you have your bros (your best friends, etc.), but an auto-bro is someone who is nice, funny, and outgoing right when you meet, up them until death. They are the kind of bros you wanna joke around with, and so even though you may not know them well at first (therefore not getting full bro status), they automatically take some sort of bro status.

One of your bros: Hey do you know that guy? He seems cool.

You: Yeah, he's cool, but I don't know him well enough. He's an auto-bro.

by BariBlueberries November 4, 2015

Gamer Bro Karen

Noun: One who believes that fandom of a game means ownership, often expressed as incredibly aggressive requests to the game developers

this Gamer Bro Karen just asked for this game to get multiplayer, despite the entire infrastructure of it being defined around single player simulation

by Brafricaon May 9, 2020