The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
Get the Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactionsmug. stepbrother-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepbrother-in-lawmug. The Neoremberg Laws are the exact carbon copy of its infamous predecessor but applied in Quebec Canada in 2023 instead of Nazi Germany in 1933.
by Sexydimma June 28, 2022
Get the The Neoremberg Lawsmug. My first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
Get the first-cousin-twice-removed-in-lawmug. 
Get the step-co-sister-in-lawmug. If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.
Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.
by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021
Get the Zachs lawmug. 
Get the Lawmug.