STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

Sucking the tit of two mothers

Getting the best of two worlds.

Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.

by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021

Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.

"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"

by Pembertonthedon November 5, 2013

Two

Two is a number that follows one and precedes three. In exponential form, it is written as two to the first power.

There are two people at the concert so far.

by Isaac Pennachi February 6, 2022

Zero Two

Kirby 64’s Final Boss

reincarnation of eye lord from dreamland 3

Guy 1: I love Zero Two!

Guy 2: The anime girl? Me too!

Guy 1: No. The other one. How dare you.

by SomeRobloxDude June 25, 2023

Two girls one cup

A horrid video back in 2013 where two girls( who were lesbian) first started kissing, but the video became disturbing when they peed and pooped into one cup and drank it and spit it back into each others mouth, hence the name "Two girls one cup"

"Bruh, did you see Two Girls One Cup?"

by Syfxn July 2, 2021

two in the scoobert one in the doobert

When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert

"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch

by Big ol anime tiddy May 31, 2017