dick riding

a person who seeks attention and is 24/7 talking or supporting someone that doesn’t know them.

mfs be dick riding for clout and its sad

by da shoe bandit August 14, 2021

Grinch-dick

A dick that, like the Grinch's heart, is two sizes too small, specifically in girth. It can also be used to describe an extremely unusual dick.

"He's pretty hot, but he has a total grinch-dick."
"Ooh, that sucks."

by bowtheif November 21, 2016

dick deflator

something so vile or disgusting that it has the capacity to deflate the erection that you may have attained

Samantha looks hot, but the fungus on her beaver is a dick deflator.

by Sagrr October 7, 2007

Dick Throne

When a gentlemen provides a back rest to a female riding dick, by using his legs, creating a throne that you won't want to stand up from.

Cindy: Have you sat on Jack's dick throne yet?
Jane: Of course, I'll never turn down a dick throne!

by Mike E.D. March 4, 2009

Eat a dick

Put that shit all up in your mouth, and enjoy it

Hey, eat a dick

by Makingshitup69 June 5, 2018

feather dick

a small version of the male reproductive organ, usually comparable to that of an infant.

please see tickle dick or baby dick for further explanation.

OMG I couldn’t even feel him put it in, he has such a feather dick.

Oliver does'nt use the public shower at the gym, he's afraid everyone will laugh at his little feather dick.

by Brent1981 June 1, 2006

Dirty Dicking

Having unprotected sex with mutiple people

That guy is known for dirty dicking. He has 3 women pregnant at the same time.

by The-Optimistic-Lioness September 26, 2017