Are you tickling my balls?

This phrase is similar to the common English phrase "are you yanking my chain?" This phrase, however, is often reserved for more formal occasions and should be used when around figures of authority.

Boss: I will be giving you a raise.
You: No way dawg, are you tickling my balls?
Boss: Nah I am so deadass
You: You are such a legend, homie

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

You cover yourself in shit and done a line of ketamine off of someone’s dirty scrotum

Bred and mark engaged in The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

by Jenmim24 November 17, 2025

M De-leanardo Taint Tickler

When you're talking a shit in a New York city dive bar and get your balls/taint bit or tikled by a giant NYC RAT.

I was taking a shit and got "M De-leanardo taint tickler" while taking a dump.

by RoyalGun November 22, 2025

booty slap tickle tag

the game my PE teacher makes us play because volleyball and basketball aren't in his vocabulary

PE Teacher: okay nig- uhh I meant students. since I don't know what to play, lets play booty slap tickle tag.
Students: what the fuck
PE Teacher: okay so here are the rules :3

HOW TO PLAY BOOTY SLAP TICKLE TAG

1. I choose someone to be the booty tickler
2. The bitch goes around tickling assholes

3. a new person is chosen to sniff and tickle asses (especially the latinas)
4. The cycle repeats

Freaky Kid: oh latina >:D
Latina Kid: nah shit I'm out ✌️
Me: LET ME COME WITH YOUUU
PE Teacher: oh chill its not Diddy is coming
Diddy: I BROUGHT THE BABY OIL
Everyone: FUCK! *dissapers*
Freaky Kid: cmere diddly >:D
Diddy: nah shit I see why your class hates you..

by school_chromebook_user December 18, 2025

Get my Mickey up not my tickey up

This phrase is commonly used amongst pedophiles. It’s a silent way of getting to spot another in public without outright saying it. It is also used to sell and trade kids over recorded audio so that they do not arouse suspicion to anybody who is listening.

Man 1: Yeah man I got two good ones if you’re buying. These ones are brand new too. Lemme just Get my Mickey up not my tickey up”

by DaddyChill666 March 20, 2023

If you flicker then you are a ticker

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025