cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020

Cake with your ice cream

A guy being either disloyal in some manner or cheating on their gf

or

wanting to have 2 girls at once but keeping It secret

Referenced in SAYGRACE’s tiktok famous song ‘Boys ain’t shit’

Example 1
‘Talking like a gentleman, please! You just want cake with your ice cream!’

Example 2
‘He just wanted cake with his ice cream and I have more self respect than to stick around’

by Ssmithyyyy June 3, 2020

cake

when you think someone/something is too good to be true and unsure about it and it's too hard to believe

"You're so handsome, you look like a cake.."

"You're giving me $10,000?! TELL ME THIS ISN'T A CAKE!!"

by stoicgirl2002 July 13, 2020

Cake

Noun. used to describe something fake

I bought him a PS5 but it was a cake.

by Monguist July 14, 2020

undercover crab cake

A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.

She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.

by Steal-Lene July 16, 2020

Lion cake

A person who eats zebra cakes.

Hey do you want zebra cakes?
No! im not a lion cake!

by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf July 17, 2020

cake

what everything in the universe is scientifically proven to be made out of

quick science lesson: you are cake

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020