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Get the Fruit and nut mug.A vacuum nutt is when a male busts a phat one but later experiences pains similar to blue balls. Its asif the nut was so good it created a black hole inside the balls.
This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this
This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this
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Get the vacuum nut mug.In the month of November no man or boy is allowed too bust a nut. This means:
No nutting
No sex or masturbating
Porn is allowed But you can’t nut
Wet dreams is allowed But if you nut you lose
If you forget and nut in the five first days of November its Okay as long as you dont nut the rest of the month and add ten extra days of no nutting
No nutting
No sex or masturbating
Porn is allowed But you can’t nut
Wet dreams is allowed But if you nut you lose
If you forget and nut in the five first days of November its Okay as long as you dont nut the rest of the month and add ten extra days of no nutting
Guy: fuck its no nut november
Guy 2: A shit I forgot
Guy: looks like you must do ten extra
Guy 2: kills himself
Guy 2: A shit I forgot
Guy: looks like you must do ten extra
Guy 2: kills himself
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Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
When using this expression (the original expression), one must used the expression at the beginning of the phrase i.e:
"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
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Alvin, a true nut shrubber, turns down the Goldbond cream, even when his cheeks and chin are chaffed.
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