Owen longhurst

A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.

Person1: what lesson have you got next

Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got

Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch

by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024

The Longy Paradox

In a trade situation, when coming into a problem on a work site the requires a photo of an area, the moment that the problem is acknowledged the photo destroys itself and any evidence that it ever existed ceases to exist.

“Can you find a photo of the piezo? I can’t find it.”
“Nah there’s not photo”
“Fucking Longy”
“It’s the Longy Paradox mate”

by Living Benefit Card February 24, 2024

Scarlet Longboard

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.

Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!

by s0larpower December 6, 2024

The longest word in english

Longest word in english - Chemical name for 'protien titin' below - Over 190000 letters

The longest word in english: The longest word in english

by theAYurbandictionary April 8, 2024

Amphitheatre Longbowman

During the act of coitus, just before climax. The male will dismount his partner and shuffle back (to a distance of his choosing) if needed give himself a few more pumps, then he'll pick a spot on his partner's body then draw and shoot ejaculate from range.

Man, should have seen the Amphitheatre Longbowman I gave Sarah last night! That was from downrange! I should join the Olympic Team...

by V3L0C1TY! June 25, 2024

palmaris longus

The tendon in which might have been used for throwing spears, it is a weak flexor, and provides no substantial flexing force that would inhibit movement in the wrist if its tendon were cut and moved elsewhere. often used for replacing other tendons, there is evidence that humans are evolving to not have it

P1: yo, P2? where is your palmaris longus
P2: What?
P1: The thing on your wrist when you do hand butt cheeks
P2:oh, the doctor had to use it to replace another tendon

by Your father that left June 28, 2024

bonga longa

“Bonga longa” is described as an elongated and erect male genital organ, extending well beyond the average length. Its size might be noticeable in both girth and length, and it could have a prominent, defined shape. The skin might be smooth, and veins could be more visible due to the increased blood flow when erect. The tip, or glans, could be more pronounced due to the additional length. Descriptions might vary based on context, personal preferences, or cultural influences.

Bonga is the wideness and longa is the longness.

"Bonga longa" could be used as a slang or playful synonym for "long penis," but it would be highly informal and context-specific. Since it's not a recognized term in standard English, its meaning would depend entirely on how it's used within a specific group or setting. If you plan to use "bonga longa" in this way, be aware that it might not be understood universally and could require some explanation.

"Did you see that bonga longa he had?"
"Yeah, i almost fainted from the sight of it!"

by Rimlaal August 17, 2024