butters

sophie simkin

oi see that slag over there shes butters shes called sophie simkin🤮🤮

by suckyournamebitch November 28, 2020

Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.

Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020

Mixing Butter

vb.: When a cat massages you affectionately. Also known as kitty muffins and kneading.

Awwww... Momo is mixing butter on my shoulders!

by aliendaydreamer February 19, 2020

hot peanut butter fart

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.

Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.

by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020

Peanut butter

ha why the frick u lookin up peanut butter

Peanut butter

by Im Pee Everywhere March 11, 2020

Peanut butter

Bro why u lookin up peanut butter what did u expect its fricking peanut butter

peanut butter yum yum

by Im Pee Everywhere March 11, 2020

Butter

A stick of butter for your buns

Spread it with a knife on bread with butter

by Buttterboi March 11, 2020