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No Nut Nineteen

Similar to No Nut November, you cannot ejaculate or bust one under any circumstance. Although, No Nut Nineteen takes place during all of 2020. You cannot ejaculate or bust one for the entirety of 2020. That's right, an entire year without busting a nut. Those who undergo this challenge will start to notice that they strange abilities after the 2nd week of January, but those who finish the challenge will have power beyond imagination.

The rules are similar to those of No Nut November, but some have been changed. It's simple
The Power I Have Gained No Nut Nineteen
by That FBI Agent December 10, 2019
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Holy nuts

Another way of saying Holy shit... Just infront of the grandparents.
Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me
by Danni daVito April 20, 2020
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Half Nut

A person who is below the average height. Meaning only half of the little swimmer nut made it.
OMG! Alex is such a half nut! 👀
by ppveryhard April 22, 2020
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Fruit and nut

Early 2000’s slang a fruit and nut bar -nutter
He’s a real fruit and nut
by Stoney_1234 May 20, 2020
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vacuum nut

A vacuum nutt is when a male busts a phat one but later experiences pains similar to blue balls. Its asif the nut was so good it created a black hole inside the balls.

This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this
I cant im experiencing the Vacuum nutt

Oh fuck Oh shit, its the vacuum nutt!!!
by Gustavo Rock June 3, 2020
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Ugandan Nut

Used to define a greater-than-normal sized right testicle.
Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
When using this expression (the original expression), one must used the expression at the beginning of the phrase i.e:

"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
by Grammanzi November 1, 2012
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Nut shrubber

A person (possibly animals, too, such as squirrels) who finds sexual gratification from rubbing their face on a bristly nut sack.
Alvin, a true nut shrubber, turns down the Goldbond cream, even when his cheeks and chin are chaffed.
by Pusstache October 21, 2013
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