simp

anyone that is a 03 mdl and fucks a 05 mdl and then doesnt care about his friends because some kindergardener is giving him puss

damn, jón er simp

by orgy21 May 22, 2020

Simp

If your name starts with a J, M, N, and R.

You're a true simp.

Boy 1: Did you hear about that Nathan guy?
Boy 2: Yeah, he flew to see his crush and she stood him up.
Boy 1: Bro, I felt that
Boy 2: I know...his name started with and N, he's a true simp

by yannyshishou July 29, 2020

Simp

Simp stands for simple minded/simpleton. Someone who's so simple minded and dumb they're easily played by societies bs and falls into all the racial/dividing/categorical ass thinking/shallow/trendy non sense. Can never think for themselves/hive minded/echo chambers, etc etc.

Stay simpin defining ppl by inaccurate colors, dividing and being of such a simple minded character you generalize everything like a simp/simpleton would.

by hafwayhouz February 2, 2023

Simp

Short for "simple" or "simpleton", referring mainly to weak-willed, empty headed men who are the primary demographic for Internet e-girls and thots.

He's sending money to some ASMR girl who replies to his comments. He says she's a queen and he's in love. Doesn't take much to turn him into a simp.

by Cephalopod Delivery February 7, 2024

Simp

Should
I
Marry
Pokimane?

You: simp
Random kid named Pokimane's Boyfriend: o

by SimpinJesus October 1, 2020

Simp

Leaving his own bucks trip early because his fiance made him

WTF linh, are you seriously gonna simp on miw and leave us hanging?

by Phubu June 28, 2023

V1nce Simp

Someone who praises V1nce as if he's a god
They typically have a profile picture of daffy duck (V1nce's pngtuber) and have some cringy name like, "V1nce best!!!"

They don't ever realize that he is quite literally a pngtuber himself, and that his only insult is "shut the heck up!!!1!1"

"Aren't those V1nce Simps on YouTube annoying?"
"Yeah, it's like he's their god"

by Cheese_Sans September 23, 2022