Cosmic Rape

When you are being pegged in the ass at light speeds, or large fractions thereof.

“”Did you hear what happened to Josh? He was fucked at 1/10 the speed of light!”
“Damn, that’s Cosmic Rape. He must’ve been seeing stars!”

by DarthNBL September 15, 2023

elder rape

When an older person get surprised by a significantly younger person with an unannounced kiss or pursuit. Usually after the kid has watched the elder millennials drink to much

I got elder raped at that concert. Drank too much and a kid did a drive by kiss.

by 757Dickie September 25, 2023

Ultimate Rape

When a woman gets raped, but not only does she have a dick in her a vagina, she also has one in her mouth and in her anus.

Poor Millie was a victim of Ultimate Rape, but thankfully she wasn't murdered.

by PhoenixGamer34 October 27, 2023

rum rape

when you get absolutely shitfaced on rum and you decide to have intercourse with someone else whilst not getting there permission

“Oi did you hear what went down at the party last weekend?”

“I heard Tommy the mad lad rum raped Emma the bitch”

by cambg December 18, 2023

Shit Rape

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.

The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023

Time Rape

When someone or something takes up much more time than you had allocated or expected against your will.

I wanted to leave so bad, but Mike kept striking up conversations about random bullshit - I was time raped, now my entire day is gone!

Time Rapist: someone who is prone to Time Raping.

Example: Watch out for Chris, he's a Time Rapist - you'll never be able to make that appointment on time if he gets a hold of you.

by Allweneedistime December 28, 2023

Crack Rape

Some crack head on the street blows a cloud of crack in your face when you aren’t suspecting. Taking your crack virginity.

I was running in Miami this morning and some guy on the street crack raped me. I almost threw up.

by Sumxlucki December 29, 2023