I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.

Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

Parking The Bus

A soccer strategy where a team puts every single player in front of their own goal, making it almost impossible for the other team to score.

Manchester spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

I blame South Park

Wow! Charlie Kirk got shot (I'll submit this one though)!

Hym "I blame South Park. They made that episode about him and in doing so fuelled the political divide."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2025

Park-Ranger'd

1. Just casually pick up your loadout(warzone) while your teammates are in a heavy gun battle
2. Just casually looting a building when your teammates are running to the buy station to pool money together for a loadout
3. Just casually getting killed in Warzone, getting bought back for the 7th time 007 style

1. Look at him standing there at the ground loot just testing out each gun, when he could be here helping out the squad! Just Park-Ranger'ing the loot that guy
2. Let's get a loadout, ok let's go to the buy station, where's whats his name? Ahh he's still way back there just waiting for us to use our money on the load out, what a Park-Ranger that guy is!
3. Calling in a care package and teammate comes runs to it and takes what he wants before you can, just got Park-Ranger'd!
4. When you open ground loot, teammate swoops in and runs through maybe taking the money from it before you can, Just Park-Ranger'd you again!

by Ojibweguy September 17, 2025

Joshua Park

a man who enjoys eating ketchup flavoured condoms while enjoying the company of owen

where were you last night ?
i was joshua park

by josh paki January 23, 2025

Monterey Park

Shitty city in California that’s 101% asian. Also there’s some dude who runs around in boxing gear.

I live in Monterey Park; Fuck my life!!!

by i.love.womenz January 28, 2025