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When soaking regular gum with semen for 3 and half days, you'll be left with regular gum with a faint white tint. Make sure to make it look exactly like the original shape, in order to not cause suspicion. The best use for this prank is by going to a social event and sharing with friends and or family. Not many people catch on, because they would never expect a cum soaked piece of gum.
When soaking regular gum with semen for 3 and half days, you'll be left with regular gum with a faint white tint. Make sure to make it look exactly like the original shape, in order to not cause suspicion. The best use for this prank is by going to a social event and sharing with friends and or family. Not many people catch on, because they would never expect a cum soaked piece of gum.
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