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lift my luggage

Phrase used to describe taking a homosexual prostitute on a European vacation, while being an advocate of Gay to Straight conversion therapy.
George Rekers (co-founder of Anti-Gay Family Research Council) hired a blonde hustler on Rentboy.com and took him to Ibiza for a 10 day vacation, when confronted with this news he claimed he hired the boy to "lift my luggage".
by ProfessionalSmartAss May 4, 2010
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do my thang

I am so frustrated that I have to do my thang tonight or I will explode.
by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008
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blowing my load

A guy reaches the climax of sex squirting out cum.
I was blowing my load on Jenna last night.
by A-town 4 life January 13, 2009
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Lost my ass

Expression of regret pertaining to losing all of ones money at the casino.
Jack: "Did you win any money last night at the casino?"

Jill: "Hell no. I lost my ass."
by ez2b November 21, 2011
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nigg my rig

"Please x-zibit!!! nigg my rig."
by klinger December 24, 2005
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Twist my arm

"Do you want to finish work early and go for beers? The boss is gone for the day." "Ok, twist my arm. Let's go."
by peakhour March 28, 2017
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jizz in my pants

The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.

The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
1: I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
by Tamek December 17, 2008
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