by sirtease June 2, 2022
Get the good bread and milkmug. The one thing your dad has went to get at the gas station 15 years ago and is still picking the best brand
You: Mom... when will dad be back with the milk?
Mom: Never.... he is busy squirting his milk in other women.
Mom: Never.... he is busy squirting his milk in other women.
by R/ChildSupport June 10, 2019
Get the Milkmug. by Thekidintheski November 19, 2022
Get the Milkmug. When a person consumes five 16 oz bottles of chocolate milks in a minute without aid or throwing up. If one throws up, then they have to start over.
Mike: "I bet you I could do the Darigold Milk Challenge."
Daryl: "Ok, prove it. I'll count for you."
Mike: "Ok, here goes." *chugs*
Daryl: 1
Mike: *chugs*
Daryl: 2
Mike: *chugs another*
Daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
Mike: I'm gonna puke, *chugs...*
Daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
Mike: *barfs up all the chocolate milk*
Daryl: Bro cmon, not on my counter, that's where we eat. Now you have to start over and clean it up.
Daryl: "Ok, prove it. I'll count for you."
Mike: "Ok, here goes." *chugs*
Daryl: 1
Mike: *chugs*
Daryl: 2
Mike: *chugs another*
Daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
Mike: I'm gonna puke, *chugs...*
Daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
Mike: *barfs up all the chocolate milk*
Daryl: Bro cmon, not on my counter, that's where we eat. Now you have to start over and clean it up.
by Anarchist666 May 22, 2013
Get the Darigold Milk Challengemug. by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023
Get the milking my creaturemug. very tasty and suitable for lactose intolerant people because these have tons of maltose. milk and yogurt
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
Get the milk and yogurtmug. The milk fairy is a fairy that will give you things in return for milk, It's like the tooth fairy but with random rewards.
You place the milk in your basket and make a wish and the milk fairy will come!!
You place the milk in your basket and make a wish and the milk fairy will come!!
"Have you ever seen the milk fairy?!" ~ Dave
"Not yet, I am going to leave out some milk for him tonight tho!"
"Not yet, I am going to leave out some milk for him tonight tho!"
by DaveGallagher October 4, 2022
Get the Milk Fairymug.