May 12

shiveins special day (the day he was born)

Its May 12! that means its shiveins special day

by shiveinsecretadmirer May 12, 2022

May 24th

National unground your kids day

Ungrounded means to stop the punishment Over time u gave them # May 24th

by Becky hues May 24, 2022

May 14

National booty pic day.

Hey bro it’s May 14 did your girl send you a pic of that massive dump truck yet?

by Big_chungus_ May 14, 2024

May 10

national ignore your friends

friend: * heyyy*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*

by machary May 7, 2022

May 4th

National let me bite that ass day

Hey its May 4th, let me bite that ass??

by shmerlz May 1, 2024

Ellie mai

ellie is a fat orange bitch with big fat footballer legs. her eyelashes look like they’re trying to run away and i don’t blame them. watch out this beast likes to pull hair!

‘is that the globglowglabglab?’
‘nah dw that’s just Ellie mai.’

by obamasbighairyballsack November 23, 2021

2nd of May

The 2nd of May is official be nice to brunettes day! Go up to your brunette friend and give her a hug and tell her that she is loved :)

Hey it's the 2nd of May! I'm going to be nice to every brunette I see on the street.

by Ihatemaths221 February 9, 2022