Deep Like A Paper Cut

A saying used to say that something is meant to be deep but epically failed. A paper cut is typically the most minor of the cuts--barely breaking the skin, so for something to be "deep like a paper cut" means that it is hardly deep at all.

Jessica: Look, I know that you like using men like tissues, but you are thirty-freaking-three now. I really think you ought to settle down. Find a man who can tame you.

Emily: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run free with them.

Jessica: Wooow. Quoting Sex and The City. Deep like a paper cut.

by hahahehehahahohahahehehahaho January 1, 2012

smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

by jwagz75 April 27, 2011

Jump like a rich kid

To eat any; type, size, or amount of food, in to quickly of a time.

Damn Retro!! You just ate that intire sandwich in less than a minute. Way to jump like a rich kid.

by DeviousPsycho March 3, 2010

Rock It Like A Steel Bunny

To get a great amout of praise and prestige from what appears to most people to be a half-assed effort. A reference to Jeff Koons's 1986 Sculpture, statuary.

I got so drunk friday that I slept till about 10:30 sunday night and threw together the paper/report/etc... last minute. But monday i Rocked it like a steel bunny

by Roarke December 1, 2003

I like your jeans

if a guy says it,to a girl it mean "hey your ass looks good"
if a girl say it to a girl it mean "what were you thinking" and if a gril says it to a guy it again mean "nice ass"

sara "hey billy i like your jeans"
billy "thanks"

by smart girl September 9, 2006

Run Like Smoke N'Oakum

Oakum
n : loose hemp or jute fiber obtained by unravelling old ropes; when impregnated with tar it was used to caulk seams and pack joints in wooden ships
(these seems are called The Devil...the origins of the term "the devil's to pay")

It obviously means to take flight quickly, though I do not know the full history of the term...

"We shall run like Smoke N'Oakum" Captain Jack Aubrey in Master And Commander: Far side Of The World. (attributed to the 6th book of the series Desolation Island)

by George Aubrey May 31, 2004

It's Not Rape If You Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A way of creeping out one of your friends. Preferably one who isn't perverted.

Person 1: "Hey how are you doing today?"
Person 2: "It's not rape if you like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Person 1: "Oh god!" ~runs away~

by Xxx-cock_sucker-xxX~masterbate May 19, 2017