Blue Meat Shooter

1. One who possesses a penis large enough to hit the deep un-oxygenated vagina. 2. One who cums in the blue meat.

Kevin was hung - a real blue meat shooter.

by 2F August 23, 2008

Blue Tick Syndrome

When someone has a constant habit of reading messages and not replying on WhatsApp (social media)

Samantha: "Hey Ashley ... What the hell is wrong with Trey ... He's like, reading my messages and not fucking replying!"

Ashley: "Oh well ... You know .... He got Blue Tick Syndrome"

by PrincessCherryBomb March 21, 2016

Blue face baby

Yea yea ‘aight

Memer #1: Blue face baby
Memer #2: yea yea ‘aight

by MEMZZZZZ October 11, 2019

kiss of the blue dragon

Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.

Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?

Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.

by hambone11 December 25, 2012

Columbus Blue Jackets

The same team that swept the Tampa Bay Lightning last year. The same lightning that tied the record for most wins in a season.

Wait your saying the Columbus Blue Jackets won a playoff series?

by Tropicalfire April 1, 2020

Left me on blue

When you are an iPhone user and you text someone and they never texted back

Damn, I was wanting to hang out but dude left me on blue

by Shapeshifter/guardians 1111 April 29, 2020

Blue Falcon Wings

Somebody with a really small penis and also gets really salty whenever something doesn't go their way.

Hey dude do you think Blue Falcon Wings has a small peepee? YEAH DUDE

by I like sweetcorn -_- August 24, 2020