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two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating
Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.
by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016
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Two Bit

In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)
Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!
by 1FB May 30, 2019
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Two TPOT

a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum 😋😋
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh
1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID
by twotpotiscute October 27, 2023
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My two cents

An idiom meaning "that's my opinion" or "that's my humble suggestion." It conveys a personal viewpoint, often given unsolicited, and can be used in both formal and informal contexts.
I know we didn't ask for everyone's thoughts, but here's my two cents on the project: we should focus more on the marketing strategy.
by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025
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two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused
I heard two meat slapping against each other!
by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021
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Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.
"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."
by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022
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