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Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
by anonymous April 12, 2024
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crack park

Lovely little spot in St Kilda. Grab a 246 bus and you’re all set
Person 1: where can I meet you?

Person 2: I’m at crack park, come find me
by Skeletonboii September 10, 2019
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Parked

Boring, not going anywhere, slow moving (as in a parked car)
This class is so parked
by Backplant March 17, 2024
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Park Hill South

Olathe South pulled a Park Hill South last week.
by GoldHate October 10, 2021
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Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement
Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch
by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022
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Washington Square Park

a park where skaters chill, especially by the stairs and theyre the biggest sherms known to man and they will project their their shermness onto you.
let’s skate at washington square park
by makesureyoulandbolts May 8, 2022
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Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
by patohoulahan March 28, 2015
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