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1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died
by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021
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Story - Part 1

MAIN CHARACTERS:
Oliver is a nerd. Try hard be cool.
Milly and Molly are friends.

Other people are just random people names that I thought of.

By the way below is for entertainment purposes only, includes drama. Please stop reading if you don't want entertainment or dramatic things in your sight.
Story - Part 1, just a story I have made.
Girls:
Hey look! Theres Oliver there!
Woah he's looking hotttttt. He's mine for prom for SURE!
NO MY PROM DATE!
No mine!
NO, I said it FIRST!
WELL I NEVER CARED! HE'S MINE! I'm sure he'll fall for me.
No! He's MINEEEEEEEE!

Oliver:
Wassup girls.

Girls:
Actually haha... Forget what I said. He's all yours to prom.
Forget about what I said too! He can be yours for prom, I'll look for someone else.
Nah gurl I'll give him to you. You said you wanted him to be yours for prom after all haha.
No he's yours!
NO YOURS!
No yours!!
No, YOURS!
NOOOOOO YOURS FOR PROM!

Oliver:
You guys can choose, either way I'll grab you to prom, the chosen one of course.

Girls:
Molly= I'm choosi-
Milly= Heyyy Oliver you can uhh.... CHOOSE MOLLY BYE!
-Milly runs away-

Molly= Um, bye!!

Oliver:
Nah, you're coming with me to prom.

Molly= NO I-
-Molly gets grabbed by Oliver-

NOTE:Want part 2 of the story?
Find "Story - Part 2"!
It's not ready now, but I will make it tomorrow. Keep your eyes on the name of "Story - Part 2"!
by angel_messenger August 26, 2022
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1

Die Zahl "1" steht für Pizza, seitdem ein bekannter Baumeister in 7 Days to Die mit dem Namen "Macinvisible" einst in den Chat schrieb: "Wer Pizza mag, schreibt 1 - wer nicht, 3454615631231654614213!".
Seitdem ist "1" das Synonym für Pizza, welche Zahl sich nun als Meme etablierte.
1
by MickyFoley October 9, 2020
mugGet the 1mug.

Ephesians 1:3

Noun; The act of several men in skin colored gimps suits performing a boococky whilst on 10 foot tall A-frame latters.

A sex act based on the line in Ephesians talking about the Lords love coming from above.
Just like the in the Bible, she felt the love from on high, when she received an Ephesians 1:3 from the boys.
by vesu December 21, 2018
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1 or 2

1 or 2 is code for smash or pass
1(smash) or 2 (pass)
Ex:
"See that guy in the red shirt?"
"Yeah"
"1 or 2?"
"Hmmmm 1"
"Ok so boom"
by moobosko August 31, 2025
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