Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself

Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE

by Rice master December 8, 2016

Don't Teach Me

When you refuse to take orders from someone else.

Your doing it all wrong. Don't teach me bruv!

by cornersofa September 25, 2018

draw-me-jack

1. Adj. A sexual glare. A come hither selfie. A seductive pose like the one Rose gave Jack in the movie about the botat that met with the large piece of ice.

I think she wants the D, she just posted a draw-me-jack on IG.

by chanthethird October 9, 2014

tear me up

Using the penis, to repeatedly massage the female cervix; or at least endeavor to. The repetitive motion, combined with erotic pleasure, to the vagina, and all the penis probing, will make the female feel sore afterwards.

Hence the term, ‘torn up’
Usually the pain lasts for one day.
Careful. Hung men can perforate the cervical wall.

If close to menstruation,

Can bring your period on, early.

“Are you planning to tear me up, this time ? Last time I couldn’t walk properly, due to being sore!”

“I tore. It up! Knocked the bottom out of it”.

by Spritefae88 March 2, 2018

beer me up

"Beer me up" is what you would say, when you are drinking beers and just emptied the one in your hand and sit too far away from the case of beers to get a new one, without having to get up and walk to it. If you have some decent friends one of them will obviously hand you a beer.

Hey, Scotty! Beer me up!

by BeerGuy2000 September 12, 2010

what me worry

interrogative, adjective "what me worry" or 'what-me-worry' means

1.someone who doesn't care about anything.

if someone does not care about others and even his own things, he/she can be called 'what-me-worry friend',or also he can say "what? me worry?"

2.laziness, silliness.

1. The ‘What, Me Worry?’ stock market;Commentary: Investor sentiment now dangerously exuberant (News title)

2. here's my what-me-worry friend, John. he's already been sleeping for 12

3. What, me worry?: how to hang in when your problems stress you out (Book title)

4. you are really what me worry guy

by yunki September 25, 2013

Tell me why

The best song ever written by backstreet boys in 1999. Also sang by the criminals in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Tell me why
AIN"T NOTHIN BUT A HEART ACHE

Tell me why
AIN"T NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKE
Tell me why
I NEVER WANT TO HERE YOU SAY,

I WANT IT THAT WAY

by qwertyuiopoiuytr October 17, 2018