Deez Nuts

2 testies that everyone has. Girls have 2 titles but thier the same thing as nuts.

Why does everyone say suck in Deez nuts

by Kaisjsjjeke June 10, 2016

crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

Deez Nuts

an overused vine that has since become obscure

Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-

by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016

nut bang

Big Bang when nut

OHHHHHH dang I just hast had a nut bang

by But bang January 26, 2018

Crust Nut

When a girl leaves a guys cum inside of her anus and/or vagina and lets it sit until it dries up.

“I heard Sidney kept the crust nutbut in her for a week without showering”

by Marky’s Funky Bunch May 5, 2018

nut graf

Often the second paragraph in a feature news story, it is referred to as such because after the first line (or lead), you have to bust your balls to get the rest of the story out.

A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.

by captain banana trousers January 16, 2017

Cocoa nut

When you lather your partners penise or vagina in chocolate and lick it clean until they cum and it mixes into the chocolate making a sticky milk concentration and then pouring it into a cup and you and your partner drink it with 2 straws.

DUDE DONT DRINK THAT CHOCOLATE MILK!

Why not?

BECAUSE ME AND MY GF COCOA NUTTED LAST NIGHT.

*drinks the entire gallon*

DUUUUUUDE NICE

by Mr pee pee man December 6, 2019