suck my dick

okay so as a female i say suck my dick frequently and lots of people reply with "u dont have one." suck my dick is actually an expression meaning a more polite version of 'go fuck urself no one cares.'

Susan - Woah Kelly ur such a thot

Kelly - go suck my dick Susan!

by ladiessuckmydick August 13, 2018

off my square

out of my usual routine; doing things I wouldn't normally do.

That brother had me so open I was just TOTALLY off my square.

by HeavnsGirl February 4, 2007

Salt My Seahorse

Definition is dependent upon usage. it can be dirty when placed inside of sexually related sentences or it can mean when someone tries to bring you down or is hating on you.

Brittney: You're such an ass
Kerry: Yeah you're so mean
Phil: Why's everyone tryin to salt my seahorse

or

Kerry: That's dirty. like salting my seahorse.

by Phil's so nice January 4, 2010

Poop In My Mouth

When someone puts words in your mouth and doesnt let you talk for yourself.

When someone says something unbelievable or stupid

An insult

Yea and he wants a-
Dude dont poop in my mouth!

Yea she totally smurfed me man!
Your poopin in my mouth!

Im gonna poop in your mouth

by Poopinyourmouthwithafat turd September 10, 2009

frosts my balls

An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.

Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

snurk my glurk

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005

My heart was crying

When something happens that you believe to be sad

you see a dying baby bird
- my heart was crying when I saw that

by Edizzle August 25, 2005