Prince John-ed

Wallet-raped, taxed to death. Refers to the character in Robin Hood, who "taxed the souls out of the people".

My cell phone is being Prince John-ed by AT+T.

by Falcondraco December 18, 2012

melon-g-johns

a long john with room on the sides for titties

she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.

by Krkič August 12, 2019

Bitch ass john

A poor low life dude that is a grown ass man and still lives at home smoking dirt and fucking trannys and talks shit about other people meanwhile he has so many STDs and a very small dick we all hate John's more so the one that walks around our house everyday

This bitch ass John has so many STDs and loves to fuck trans people

by I hate this nigga John August 4, 2017

papa john breadsticks

when a strange bald man puts drugs into breadsticks so after you eat them you feel high.

last night me and my friends ordered papa john breadsticks and felt like we had lsd .

by pandacum201 August 21, 2017

John Carlo Mata

he is a boy that can burn your eye because his bald head is too shiny

john carlo mata is bald

by butter ni janries June 9, 2021

John long football

Best players in the state, They will beat any middle school in the country, and will beat Wiregrass!!!

James: name one good football team

Reed:John long football

by Mitchell M. October 20, 2019

matthew john adams

has a small PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg is that matthew john adams?? i heard he has a big dick!!!!!!!!!

by ooflmao January 16, 2020