cactus jack

n. a very mean, hideous individual who will cause you harm if you dont comply with their orders.

dont make me cactus jack your ass!!!

by super fagel August 7, 2009

jack farmer

a drunk farmer who's never gotten laid. and will die a virgin

you're such a jack farmer.
JACK FARMER SHUT UP!

by Jocelyn God Almighty November 25, 2007

Jack Smack

Not having or doing anything

"Do you have money? I don't have jack smack"
"What did you do last weekend? I didn't do jack smack!"

by SuperThought October 1, 2003

jack d

A slang expression for the Jack Daniels whiskey.

"Jezz.. i drank a whole bottle Jack D yesterday at the club.. damn i was gone for the rest of the night.."

by mtd- July 27, 2008

jack cahill

A complete douche

Jack Cahill is such a tool

by Hajgsbsisbx November 5, 2013

Happy Jack

Someone being condescendingly friendly. Someone who is a phony.

After rob gets done beating his wife and 3 little children his wife's sister calls and he answers the phone " Hey Sue, cute patootie, how ya been? Long time no see". What a happy jack!

by Mr. Wouldntuliketokno December 28, 2007

Hell-Jack

1. The combination of hell and jackass.

2. A great tasting beer.

3. Pretaining to something cool.

"That hell-jack isn't going to hurt you!"

Raven says.

"That beer is hell-jack!"

Raven burped.

"That movie last night was hell-jack!"

Raven said.

by Raven Bishop November 13, 2009