Jack Smack

Not having or doing anything

"Do you have money? I don't have jack smack"
"What did you do last weekend? I didn't do jack smack!"

by SuperThought October 1, 2003

jack farmer

a drunk farmer who's never gotten laid. and will die a virgin

you're such a jack farmer.
JACK FARMER SHUT UP!

by Jocelyn God Almighty November 25, 2007

cactus jack

n. a very mean, hideous individual who will cause you harm if you dont comply with their orders.

dont make me cactus jack your ass!!!

by super fagel August 7, 2009

jack d

A slang expression for the Jack Daniels whiskey.

"Jezz.. i drank a whole bottle Jack D yesterday at the club.. damn i was gone for the rest of the night.."

by mtd- July 27, 2008

Happy Jack

Someone being condescendingly friendly. Someone who is a phony.

After rob gets done beating his wife and 3 little children his wife's sister calls and he answers the phone " Hey Sue, cute patootie, how ya been? Long time no see". What a happy jack!

by Mr. Wouldntuliketokno December 28, 2007

jack cahill

A complete douche

Jack Cahill is such a tool

by Hajgsbsisbx November 5, 2013

Hell-Jack

1. The combination of hell and jackass.

2. A great tasting beer.

3. Pretaining to something cool.

"That hell-jack isn't going to hurt you!"

Raven says.

"That beer is hell-jack!"

Raven burped.

"That movie last night was hell-jack!"

Raven said.

by Raven Bishop November 13, 2009